User:Jonathan
From Armagetron
Jonathan is the name my parents gave me. I live in the Netherlands (which we call Nederland). Actually I've hardly ever been elsewhere: a few weeks in Germany (vacation too long ago to remember the exact location (I was … 6? (edit: really 7))) and a few minutes in Belgium (managed to find related stuff in a few minutes in Google Earth).
Recent connection trouble
I'm surprised I managed to put this here at all:
$ ping -s 1472 -c 300 x PING y (z): 1472 data bytes 1480 bytes from z: icmp_seq=203 ttl=54 time=54.606 ms 1480 bytes from z: icmp_seq=295 ttl=54 time=53.924 ms --- y ping statistics --- 300 packets transmitted, 2 packets received, 99% packet loss round-trip min/avg/max/stddev = 53.924/54.265/54.606/0.341 ms
Things I've coded for Armagetron
- Headlights
- HUD map (first appearance)
- Misc. including fixes and minor changes.
Significant wiki contributions
- Elaborate color explanation
- Reverting edits containing links for the sole purpose of ranking higher in a search engine, and probably indirectly blocking the spammers who don't realize it won't work with rel="nofollow" anyway. I also confirm their ethics by wikifying the non-link part of one spam edit and keeping it on my page.
How to clean a toilet according to a spammer
- Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
- Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
- In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
- The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
- Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
- Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
- Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
- The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
- Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.